Take a little bit of Kung Fu Hustle, mix in some Flight of the Conchords, and then redub English with more English and you get the 2002 Tongan Ninja. Jemaine Clement (“The Flight of the Conchords”) co-wrote this cheese-ball action/comedy/musical about a pair of young friends who crash la...

Filed under: Australia, News Kangaroos just don't look that threatening. Perhaps it's because they carry their offspring in a pouch. Or the fact they move around by hopping up and down. But if you think kangaroos don't have a mean streak in them, you'd be wrong. One night when you least expect it, c...

A kangroo recently broke into the home of Beat Ettlin while he and his family were sleeping. He mistook the kangaroo for a ninja and began to pummel the 90lb beast. The 42-year-old told Sky News Online: "I just saw this black thing. I thought it was a lunatic ninja, an intruder. It just fell on top ...

From Software has released a new batch of screenshots for Ninja Blade, demonstrating how blur effects can make getting punched by a guy in a business suit look exciting. That has got to be the strongest business man ever, punching that ninja so hard that his ninja powers are erupting from his stomac...

The Belt Sword is a questionable sword hidden within a belt. It was created to make dorks feel safe even though in a real-life situation they'd either forget they were wearing the thing or stab themselves trying to get it out. Also, they look suspiciously like aluminum-foil wrapped cardboard. The be...

It’s Time to Catch up on News from Jamaica, so chuck in we ago deh ! The ‘Arrow’ aftermath - Ninja claims win, Monster cries foul Sadeke Brooks, JA Star Staff Reporter Ninja Man The smoke has cleared and Ninja Man has declared himself the winner of the clash with Merciless at the M...

I was on a train heading back from Zurich and I had an image in my head, so I sketched it out and the next night setup some lights to create a few concept images of the Urban Ninja. This set of images is probably one of my more thought-out to date. The image is meant to be dark, with the main action...

I did not watch the unofficial state of the pretty fucked up union speech last night, I did not need to in retrospect. How is that? you might wonder. Well, here's the deal - the Haiku-Ninjas visited me last night. I know! Don't scream. I'm fine. However, if they'd been on the attack ...

Filed under: Motorcycles It's generally an accepted truth that the big four Japanese motorcycle manufacturers will find some way to incrementally improve the performance of their various 600cc sportbikes year-after-year. At some point, you may begin to wonder just how much more juice can be extracte...

Download here Visit the Ask Soccergirl website for more information. New feed to subscribe to, coming soon! Why do women have such a hard time making decisions? Is being a soccergirl like being a ninja? What kind of movies do soccergirls like? Today’s questions come from Brandon in Oklahoma, S...