Sorry not to have posted today. Aside from doing the work I usually do to get the opinion pages out, I'm dealing with a lot of e-mails and phone calls related to my personal and professional news -- mostly very kind and thoughtful (although not quite all -- hey, you know my public). When I came ...

Flavor of Love Season 1 contestant Schatar “Hottie” Sapphira gave the universal martian salute on the red carpet of the AFTRA’s 2009 AMEE Awards on Monday. Let me kick things off: I don’t know how Lady Wonk is still pulling industry invites without selling that ass to King ma...

We recently realized that we've been giving plenty of attention to all the wonderful boobs the world has to offer, but neglecting a very important counterpart - the ass. So to make-up for our thoughtlessness, one Tuesday every month, we will be devoting our feature article the glory of the posterior...

In Brisbane for the weekend visiting lou lou and paul, admittedly one of the nicest couples I know. Great weekend, lots of good food and I got to see a lot of Brisbane which is a pretty cool town, especially the West End where they are living....a very hippy/trendy/muso area with good restaurants an...

"You Didn't Have to Be So Nice": "Wouldn't It Be Nice?": Very 1960s, of course. If there are "nice" songs from earlier or later eras, you'll have to flag them for me. I do know this one, but it's hardly the same thing. Meanwhile, let's vote on my "nice" songs. Just the songs. Don't count the video, ...

Last year I cooked my way through the Tour De France, this year I plan on doing the same, but decided I couldn't wait until July so I picked a few of the stage races that precede the Tour to warm up and have an excuse to make some more great French fair. today was the start of the "Race to ...

Man, I love guitars. Especially nice guitars! You know the kind I'm talking about - the sweet and amazingly light acoustic, hand crafted detail, perfect sound, the kind you're almost afraid to even pick up and strum lest you might drop it and then hell - there goes a mortgage payment! Although the s...

Tired of looking at that rabid beaver for the past 14 hours? Hopefully so! Unless something dramatic happens with him and his chit-u-ahshun that will be the last time you see that face for a very long time. I do fuckery but that shit? No ma’am. And you can apply that to Ms. Sophia as well. Any...

As if I already didn't have a big enough crush on President Obama (and okay, I kinda have a crush on the First Lady, too), this morning the news was full of reports about the new White House swing set.......

Presented by D-Nice : "This is the story of a homeless rapper I met on the streets of Brooklyn. There’s a part of me that feels for him because it’s quite obvious he suffered a great deal as a child. But it’s hard to show sympathy for a man who has lived life the way he has. I guess everyone d...