We won't bore you with stories of our orgy and menage a trois experiences... because that's not why you're going to click on this post, right? Without ado, the Five Best Sex Scenes That We Were Able To Find On The Internet And Could Embed Here... Part One. Suggestions, as always, ...

  Excuse the terrible headline, but we're rushing to be the first to take down The Man (Mr. Skin) by revealing his Top 5 Naked 2009 Academy Award Nominees in all their free and uncensored glory... Earlier this week, the Hollywood nude database announced the famed annual list of naked Oscar ...

  Here's Part One of a list that includes Keanu Reeves, vampires, Susan Sarandon, vampires, the devil, Keanu Reeves, the devil, and some more vampires.  Hey, horror's got a few good ideas and they're all recycled like Tipper Gore's vibrator batteries... or something equally...

  "Yeah, I must've been really horny," she said. "The sex is getting better." Salma Hayek is much cooler than you think. In addition to being the best celebrity cameo on this season's 30 Rock, there's a lot to love about her: for one thing, she was expelled from ...