Remember that red-state porn craze we told you about? Apparently, Utah pays for it more than any other state. Typical: 16 people were arrested following violence at a concert held to promote non-violence. Hayden Panetierre may be headed toward a nervous breakdown. Yeesh. We don't get it. ...

The New York Post journalism tabloid reports that an “agent with NAMBLA” has been cruisin’ the Internet message boards for kiddie wiener, and, more unusually, to offer people $10,000 to kill New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo. Apparently Cuomo’s been cracking down on chil...

According to the NY Post, New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo has been placed under heightened security due to a death threat posted on a NAMBLA message board. A $10,000 Internet bounty was placed on Attorney General Andrew Cuomo's head by a suspected agent of the North American Man/Boy Love Asso...

Northern Florida, it would seem, is pissed. In a report released today, the North Lauderdale City Commission has sent out resolutions to 306 Florida counties asking them to join them in an attempt to split the state into North Florida and South Floria. From the North Lauderdale City Commission press...

Recycling a promotion from The Cat. I am using it without permission, so if he has a problem with it he can let me know and I will remove it, (if he wins a Rock, Paper, Scissors match against me.): 'One day a young boy came to me on my hill top and said, "Mr. Moonie, I have a problem." I l...