THE TAGLINE “In The Year 2017, A Good Woman Is Hard To Find. A Cherry 2000 Is Even Harder.� THE PLOT Unable to cope with the malfunction of his beloved robot girlfriend and unwilling to put up with the legal wrangling required to hook up with a real woman, futuristic yuppie Sam Treadwell travels...

Anthology films are a tough sell for various reasons.  The audience has less time to invest themselves in the characters, the filmmakers have less time to tell their stories, and the film as a whole depends on each segment working in unison.  The best anthology films invariably end up as genre pic...

… ‘cos I may as well run with a theme. I held off watching this one last year when I was having quite the Tatum O’Neal feast while reading her autobiography because she hasn’t made a whole lot of movies and I felt like I had to save something. Though this movie sounded tacky ...

I was SOOOOOO disappointed by this movie. I went to go see an action packed movie, with lots of cool characters and strange powers and abilities and what I was left with was a sleeping wife and a dull dull dull movie. The first scene of the movie is great, and if you are smart you'll stop watching r...

By Adrian de la Touche [ Editor's Note: This is one of several Watchmen reviews/articles by House contributors. Check throughout the week for more.] When I hear "American Girl," I am reminded, immediately, of Buffalo Bill, and his bumptious endorsement of skin lotion. A few bars from "Don’t Stop B...

I read a few things about this before putting it on and feared a kind of similar experience to The Cheerleaders re: whether I would even end up reviewing it or not, lol. Let’s not delay the obvious here: this is one genuinely filthy movie. How it’s filthy, however – that really nee...

I couldn’t help thinking of Melody during this for some reason. There’s something terrifically quirky about its treatment of what amounts to a slightly feeble Lolita story that’s kind of irresistible from the off, the stuff at the start pondering the pornography Charles BronsonR...

Movie: Watchmen * Trailer * Official Site In Theaters: March 6, 2009 Runtime: 163 minutes Directed by: Zack Snyder MPAA Rating: R for strong graphic violence, sexuality, nudity and language Gecko Rating: I was especially interested in reviewing "Watchmen" this week, because I knew it was q...

"Little deathSly as junkStrong as deathSweet as loveMake me danceMake me singBuy you a death's headDiamond ring" Though normally I don't cross=post full reviews between this blog and DVD Talk, I have decided to post my review of Elegy, the adaptation of The Dying Animal by Philip Roth, here since I ...

Yesterday was a pretty miserable day for me … I was basically on the brink of death and it was not fun. My entire body ached and I was burning up for most of the day … fortunately, my stomach was fine so I was pretty sure my illness wouldn’t last long. David was such a doll, he too...