Once you realize that Academy Awards and quality correlate only sporadically, the only reason to watch is the hope of seeing something surprising or controversial. People slagged last year's weird Pilobolus shadow-puppet interludes, but what the hell: at least it was something I hadn't seen before. ...

Filed under: Newborns, Celeb kids, Rumors According to Babycenter.com's calculator and my data guesstimates, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt can plan on their upcoming twins costing them roughly about one million dollars to raise from birth until age 18. (The calculator is based on the cost of living i...

... the beauty in life is gone, somebody told me you were doing okay, and I guess somehow they were wrong...   So today was pretty good, got up, and I saw that my brothers friend left his phone. So I peaked at his pictures. Omg, he had pictures of a drum set, pictures of friends, pictures of a ...

OK. Because I slept late and slept like a boulder and feel much like one sat on my head all night to boot (thank God, for my job’s sake, THIS severe headache – or is it a mild migraine? – hit on a weekend instead of a Monday!), I feel the need to guzzle coffee and tap at a keyboard while the m...