Back in 1987, reviewing a book by Julian Schnabel, cantankerous art critic Robert Hughes wrote, "he has set some kind of a record for premature retrospection." Hughes added the caveat, "at least among artists," given that American culture was already quite sodden with celebrity tell-alls by the late...

Damn, Miley! When you write your (real) memoirs from your private room at Promises in a couple years, will you do us all a favor and please discuss IN DETAIL the sex you are having with this hot piece of man-meat? Because he is sooooo freakin’ edible! Miley got all dressed up in sweatpants and...

At a NYC signing for her barftastic new autobiography this week, someone asked Miley Cyrus if she planned on seeing the mew Jonas Bros. 3-D movie, to which she answered, "No, probably not." She's so lame! The Disney Slut attended Jonai' after-party for their film premiere last mont!! Would her answe...

Miley Cyrus (who plays Jem out of Jem and The Holograms on TV) has revised her previous love of Radiohead. Why? Cyrus' spokesperson explained that last week she played Karma Police and realised that the much-touted originality of the band relied on the superior assumption that its natural audience w...

Um, is Justin Gaston TRYING to get us all arrested? This vintage pic of the young aspiring panty model/up-and-coming musician gracing the cover of Electric Youth! can't possibly be legal.The interview has Justin declaring, "I would like to be famous someday!" No shit, Sherlock. I guess that's why he...

Keep your friends close and your…daughter's pedo-boyfriend closer? Apparently Miley Cyrus' boyfriend friend leech, Justin Gaston, has moved into the Cyrus residence so that Billy Ray can keep an eye on him. Judging from Slutty Cryus' infamous Vanity Fair cover, we guess that Daddy Curys was on...

Miley Cyrus's pure (more like pure bullshit) boyfriend Justin Gaston poses in a handful of material for the cover of EY! Magazine, which is described as nearly impossible to buy anywhere. The image looks old to me, but the interview is new, and hypes his MySpace....

Playing make-believe author isn’t just for Lauren Conrad anymore! Guess who else “wrote” a “book”? Why, Miley Cyrus. It’s autobiographical, and I bet you can’t guess what the title is. I mean, I have about 800 potentially awesome titles for the Miley autobio...

Miley Cyrus describes her pre-teen years as “friendless, lonely and miserable” in her new memoir, “Miley Cyrus: Miles To Go.â€� Here are some other excerpts of the book via Acccess Hollywood: On the haters during her pre-teen Tennessee school days: “The girls took it beyond normal bullyi...

Meet Mr. Miley. Every tween across America has heard the name Justin Gaston, usually prefaced by the phrase “spotted with.â€� The Pineville, Louisiana, native is the boyfriend of teenage superstar Miley Cyrus, aka Hannah Montana (though neither has ever officially confirmed the relationship). Heâ€...