It should be no surprise by now that athletes are just like the rest of us, but for some reason, seeing photos of these guys getting wasted off their asses never gets old. So we've put together The Complete Drunk Athlete Web Photo Index. It'll have you counting your lucky stars that you suck at runn...

Michael Vick may return to the NFL for the 2009-10 season and The Modern Spectator offers one of the more entertainingly honest takes on this reality. Especially if you value human life over pets. Now, the person who wrote this particular piece uses a pseudonym, but it doesn't make it any less effec...

Our story so far: PETA produced a Super Bowl ad that featured scantily-clad women doing naughty things with vegetables. Somehow, Sean Salisbury and Whoopi Goldberg got involved. Then things got weird ... Knowing darned well that their ad would never see the light of a flat-screen TV, PETA pretended ...

What happened to them? Well, some were euthanized while others were sent to rescue organizations around the country like Bad Rap in San Francisco. Here are links to some of the photos of Vick’s dogs. Teddles Sweet Jasmine Grace Audie Sweet Pea Zippy Uba Frodo Ernie Johnny Justice The notion th...

First off, I think it's a ton of shit when the media point to professional athletes as people that "have it all," as they've been saying about Plaxico Burress, for example. One thing they don't have? Common sense, apparently (who wears sweatpants to a club?) Michael Vick reaffirmed as much, when a r...

Interesting story in the New York Times today about Falcons' quarterback Matt Ryan and how he's slowly winning over the large percentage of African-American Falcons' fans, many of whom were decidedly pro-Mike Vick. The timing is excellent too, given that Vick might be coming to a football stadium ne...

Stuff That Every Racist Crackety-Crack In America - Rich or Poor - Hates: Rich Black Football Players With Pit Bulls Plays Well With Others Leo, left, who was once part of professional football player Michael Vick's dogfighting operation, has become a certified therapy dog and visits a cancer treatm...

You might remember last year, when a talented artist combined Michael Vick and Barbaro, causing us to spontaneously combust. Well, that artist is back, this time honoring the "great" Eight Belles. Right now, the bidding is at $400. I HOPE THIS PAINTING DISGUSTS YOU AS MUCH AS YOU DISGUST ME. As for ...

NFL Football at its best. NFL Football at its craziest. Michael Vick is vilified everywhere Image details: Michael Vick Sentenced in Federal Court served by picapp.com What could possibly happen next to Michael Vick? Will he get benched by his prison team for erratic passing? Will the guard dogs sta...

Michael Vick Indicted Former NFL star Michael Vick is playing football in prison. This isn't the plot for comedian Adam Sandler's film "The Longest Yard." In the movie pro football playing Adam Sandler gets convicted of a crime and plays prison football. Former Atlanta Falcons QB Michael V...