We give Barbie a lot of shit here at Scanner—for her tramp stamp, for being too skinny, for not acting her age and even for making a skeezy porno—but you know what? Fuck that. Barbie brought us a lot of joy back when we were wearing Kissing Coolers and thought that Sesame Street was our &...

Filed under: Hotels and Accommodations, News Some time ago, Justin wrote about meth makers using the coffee machine in hotel rooms to brew their concoctions. It's now 2 years later, and the problem seems to be going from bad to worse. Meth makers are increasingly using motel rooms for their "cooking...

Cartoonist Dan Meth has created what he calls The Trilogy Meter, which, as you can see above, is a chart that lists several different movie trilogies and then rates them on a high-low scale. The image above is smaller than the actual completed version (view that by clicking the image below), which g...

I was high when Jesus came to me.I got truely saved for the first time. I got to fill the Holy Spirit for the first time a few days later. I have been off drugs for 2 years. I am 26. I have been delieverd from cussing, cigarettes, caffeine, the list gets longer and longer every month!...

Filed under: Talk Sports He's kicked the crap out of all sorts of UFC fighters, but now Kimo Leopoldo is battling a serious drug charge.TMZ has learned the famously tatted MMA badboy was arrested by Tustin police Monday afternoon after they spotted the 6'3", 235 lb fighter... Permalink...

  Porn: it's where your tax dollars are going. [KMBC-TV] A Rod—or that dude Madonna was fucking, depending on what kind-of news you follow—has admitted to using performance enhancing drugs. You know, for baseball. [Jossip] It has been confirmed that Rihanna was the woman Chris Brown ass...

  Yesterday we shamefully admitted that we weren't so sure how to pluralize "penis." We surmised that this was because we've never dealt with more than one at a time. Some of you chastised us for not having taken Latin (really? WTF?) but most of you sympathized. Last night, ho...

Take a moment and look at the actions and opinions from across America, today. this is the official first Monday of the New Year. A lot of important decisions get made on this day, every year. We’re Wondering Honestly - How does America really feel now, since we’ve supposedly gone throug...

What the hell is a Fridge Door Can Caddy? It's a piece of molded plastic that holds four cans vertically in the refrigerator door so you can save space. And, as an added bonus, it comes with a handle so you can grab your brew and run should the cops come to raid your meth lab (I'm on to you!). $10 g...

We want to immediately state that we DO NOT ENDORSE THE USE OF ANY DRUGS OR ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES - ESPECIALLY COKE OR METH. As Well We Do Not Endorse the use of Ritalin and Like Kind Drugs. We’ve done loads of blogs on the problems of the Drug Wars; and the Narco Traffico Policy Problems; so add...