I know what you're thinking: why hasn't anyone made a silicone mouthguard (with a vibrating bullet!) that I can wear while giving a blowjob? Well, get back on your knees: your prayers have been answered. The cleverly named Blowguard is, quite literally, a mouthguard for blowjobs. Designed by a denti...

It's impossible to effectively talk dirty while you're face-deep in someone's snatch. Am I right? Am I right?? Ladies? But now you can talk dirty and not even be in the same room. Introduced in 2006 (I guess it got lost in the mail), the Talking Head is your standard-issue rotating beads/clit rabbit...

Being a girl who is both whimsical and sadistic, I happen to have a thing for BDSM toys with a softer side—or at least a sense of humor. In fact, my first ever paddle was one of those OUCH paddles, which I saw as both functional and amusing—the idea of an ass literally saying ouch after ...

"Look for the Adam's Apple!" one is told as one plans a Thailand vacation. But what if the Cyberskin mouth masturbator one mail-ordered doesn't have one? Has one still stuck one's cock in a tranny? Allanah Starr is truly America's Transsexual and fully deserving of this massive Cyberskin fauxjob mou...

With such a Sci Fi Channel name, one might expect this Japanese silicone dildo to not look so jaunty. Yet jaunty dildos are just what we need for these uncertain times. The Beyond (or GSpot Dildo)'s only frills are its curlicue ends and frank GSpot-adjacent nub. There are no batteries, MP3 players, ...

Last summer, JimmyJane announced the launch of their "Iconic Collection"—also known as The Usual Suspects. In layman's terms: they took three classic sex toys, made them all white, and packaged them as a set. What toys were deemed iconic enough to be a part of the Iconic Collection? Pretty muc...

I've been lusting after Stockroom's Jawbreaker Ballgag for—no joke—over a year. It's not every day that someone makes a product that combines BDSM and candy (my two favorite things!). Thankfully, the powers that be (or at least the good folks at JT's Stockroom) finally decided to smile d...

Everyone likes surprises, right? And what's better than intimacy? Pretty much nothing (or so we've been told). So if you combine intimacy with a surprise, you're pretty much guaranteed the best thing ever, right? Well, such is the theory (we assume) behind Intimate Surprises, a service that sends su...

In spite of the promising name, the Ophoria Bliss No. 5 did not initially inspire me with, ahem, bliss. Why is that? Well, gentle reader, because it bore close resemblance to a Slimline vibe. A bigger, silicone version of the Slimline, yes; but nonetheless, a fuckstick in the most literal sense. Whi...

Like a feel-good underdog sports team movie filled with plucky go-getters who dream big, the anus is resilient. Still, you don't want to throw the TitanMen Wreckd’em Butt Plug in there too fast. This device is so thick that Doc (not a real doctor) Johnson couldn't send Hi Res images, lest our mail...