If you are like me, then you are sick and tired of Earth and humanity being the victims in alien invasion movies. Get over it, pesky humans — no one really wants to come down to our dying planet and take over. But what happens when Earth goes kabluey and we have to search for a new home? Well,...

Filed under: Stores We Love, Style in the News We're struggling to make sense out of this one. Earlier this week, Puma sportswear announced that its net-earnings in the 4th quarter were down 78.8%. Ouch. That surprises us because: a.) dude, we freakin' love Puma's geeky shoes, and b.) labels on the ...

Every generation needs their own animated, ham-fisted, humans-as-enemies morality tale. My generation had Fern Gully, a response to deforestation concerns told through ferries fairies and an obnoxious bat. This generation will have Battle for Terra, giving today's youth the clear message that humans...

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Superman has Lex Luthor. Batman has the Joker. Spiderman has Dr. Octopus. I have Andy Dick. Andy Dick is my nemesis. Sure he probably doesn’t remember our last run in. (Nor should he.) But deep down inside he knows that we are rivals. Deep down he desires barely legal penis along with finally ...

After sufficiently mourning the split between Justin Long and Drew Barrymore by giving our iBook a tearful embrace, we found ourselves facing a familiar Drew-inspired dilemma: figuring out who the......

In the upcoming movie "Henry Poole is Here," a bitter, disaffected man named Henry (played by "Old School" star Luke Wilson) gets a new chance at life when pilgrims begin flocking to his home to see an outline of Jesus'......

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newVideoPlayer("willievid4_def.flv", 506, 423,""); We can say with complete confidence that we have never been more confused, astonished, entertained, and oddly turned on by a music video than we are today, when we witnessed the magic of Willie Nelson’s “You Don’t Think I’m Funny Anymore.�...

Well, can we say that summer is officially here?!  Great for all those kids who go to school and get to swim and raise hell for three months.  But for us grown-up folks who have day jobs (and not really cool day jobs, btw) we have to stay indoors and pale.  Last show I mentioned an ar...