So, let's start this off right by saying that I am so fucking smart! Seriously guys. I went to the best higschool in the county, got straight A's, was in the honor society and everything! And my teachers even said I was the smartest kid in the whole graduating class. So then I went to college and go...

Woooo... no rules day! This is old as hell but it still makes me laugh. I might have mentioned the shitty nightclub I worked at about 5 years ago (actually I'm sure I had to at some point, that place had the worst customers) They didn't really care how bad we treated the sucky customers there becaus...