We won't bore you with stories of our orgy and menage a trois experiences... because that's not why you're going to click on this post, right? Without ado, the Five Best Sex Scenes That We Were Able To Find On The Internet And Could Embed Here... Part One. Suggestions, as always, ...

We just never get tired of looking at pictures of Lara Flynn Boyle. Partly because we remember what she USED to look like. We're assuming that since marrying that guy in Texas she has been patronizing a plastic surgeon there. The enlarged lips were hard enough to take, now her chipmunk cheeks make h...