Monk and I were sitting in the hot tub at Banya5 last night, talking about someone we know who lately started a business selling BDSM gear. It isn’t someone either of us know very well, so we can’t say if they will succeed in this or not. We certainly wish them good luck. But privately, we tend ...

I may be a kinky sadistic bitch, but I'm a philanthropic kinky sadistic bitch. And thus, every Christmas I donate a one-hour session with me to the Strangercrombie gift auction. That's right, The Stranger is doing their annual charity extravaganza, in which they gather up a bunch of very cool gifts ...

Since you asked: things and places from my life lately, as requested via email and Twitter... The restaurant Traveler and I went to last night: ART, in the new Four Seasons Hotel. It's very good. True to it's name, it's artsy, and I usually view artsy food with suspicion. But given that I ordered a ...

I had a lovely time at the Footnight party last night. It was nice to put real-life faces to people I’ve only known electronically – Hi Trixie! I also got to meet the organizer, Kourhina, which was great, and a bunch of other pretty ladies. And I adore having my feet kissed and touched, so havin...

Pop Culture I saw two movies over the weekend, which is slightly unusual for me. And more oddly still, I had a moment of yeah, that’s happened to me in each of them. The first one was Get Smart, which I saw with Max Friday night. There’s a scene where Agent 99, played by Anne Hathaway, is tied u...

Thoughts On Being A Hostess Max and I had some friends over this past weekend. I like doing that. I look at hosting parties a lot like the way I look at BDSM scenes: you get to create a social experience and invite people to share it with you. Naturally each guest will bring something different to i...

So I got handled by a lot of strange women yesterday. And I spent a lot of money for the privilege, too. Let me back up a bit. I have had hardly anyone booked to see me this week. Usually when it’s slow I try to shake the tree a little, entice some more people into my clutches. But this week I jus...

The whole “Naughty Meme� thing amuses me, because it’s a look into what other people think is shocking. But I always screw up the curve for everyone, and frankly, some of these questions baffle me. Have You Ever.... Taken a picture naked? Yes. I’ve also had pictures take OF me while I was na...

Various Things In regards to the “You look puffy� guy: An alert pal of mine reminded me of the really stupid theory of male courtship which posits that insulting a beautiful woman will intrigue her. I have heard this idea before, it’s a mainstay of those asinine “How To Get Women To Want To ...

What Not To Say In spite of sometimes-considerable provocation, I try not to talk too much here about the recent, real-life bad behaviors of people I encounter. At least not so that they could identify themselves - it just seems too unkind. I have a lot of power in this forum, and I try to use it on...