The banana split is a highlight of American dessert ingenuity and the ultimate dessert for those who want to give a big middle finger and a loud “fuck it” to their diets. A classic version of this ice cream dessert includes scoops of vanilla, chocolate and strawberry ice cream placed in ...

I’m disappointed in the new Kellogg’s Raisin Bran Extra!, but not because of its taste. I’m disappointed by its use of the exclamation point, which is a symbol that expresses surprise, anger, pain and how hard you’re ROFL!!!!!! The use of the exclamation point has got me dism...

    Kellogg, Brown & Root, the engineering, construction, and services company, and its former parent, Halliburton, have agreed to pay a combined $579 million to settle US criminal and civil allegations that KBR bribed Nigerian government officials to obtain contracts.  &nbs...

This Sheriff is a pain in the ass! He's just trying to ruin Phelps because he won 8 gold medals and is a hero. Retired Seattle police chief, member of Law Enforcement Against Prohibition, Norm Stamper thinks you should leave him alone, as per his blog post at HuffPo. Me thinks everyone should just p...

  In a week where the moral ground of Kellogg's is being questioned following their dumping of Michael Phelps, another less-than-wholesome story unfolds in Kellogg's hometown, the once-innocent Battle Creek, Michigan. The Binder Park Zoo is offering what they're calling an R-rated e...

I know how to get rid of Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus. All I need is Dolly Parton’s phone number, which I assume is also her bra cup size, a box of Kellogg’s Hannah Montana cereal and a time machine to take me back to the year 1992, which is the same year Miley was born and when Billy Ray ...

Open the big book of celebrity endorsement scandals, it's time to make another entry. Swimming star Michael Phelps was just having a bit of fun last November while visiting his girlfriend at the University of South Carolina when, along with all the shots and beer he consumed at a house party that we...

I’ll make love to you Like you want me to And I’ll hold you tight Baby all through the night I’ll make love to you When you want me to And I will not let go ‘Till you tell me to I’ve never wanted to sing the chorus of the Boyz II Men song “I’ll Make Love To ...

What is with all the bollocks about Michael Phelps?  A sponsor is dropping him, the sherriff is investigating him, it makes CNN and Canadian news.  The guy smoked some weed.  That really prompts me to ask the all-important question: WHO THE FUCK CARES? I mean that.  Seriously.  Wow, he smokes m...

Michael Phelps didn’t have a great day yesterday. Just days after the now infamous and very damaging “bong photo” made its way to the Internets, Michael Phelps learned that he has been suspended from USA Swimming for a 3 month period … as if that wasn’t bad enough news,...