Just like the color of Micheal Jackson’s skin … American Idol is slowly fading. Tonight was “supposedly” Michael Jackson night … but after hearing Idol’s “Baker’s Dozen” perform tonight, I only heard a few songs that was remotely similar to a Mic...

In this evening edition of Bitch, Please!, American Idol’s resident wackjob is backing off recent comments she made confessing that she does not think the idea of four judges on American Idol is such a good idea. In an interview with this week’s edition of OK! Magazine, Paula reportedly ...

  One suspects that Katrina Darrell sleeps, operates motor vehicles, and possibly showers while wearing her trademark skimpy bikini. The doomed (we say) American Idol contestant likely has no interest in actually winning the show (she has no chance-- can you imagine the female backlash, via tex...

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Filed under: OpEd, American Idol, Judges, Reviewcaps, Contestants, Host, Predictions and Trends, News and Gossip For this edition of American Idol , the crew traveled to New York City and San Juan, Puerto Rico. One of my favorite things about the auditions is seeing the expressions on the judges' fa...

Last night's installment in the seemingly endless slog through American Idol 's eighth season of auditions brought us to Jacksonville, Fla. But how to tie this city to Idol's shiny pop universe? How about rechristening it in honor of Randy Jackson (get it???), and giving the whole evening a PG-rated...

Filed under: Programming, OpEd, American Idol, Judges, Contestants, Host, News and Gossip, TV Squad Ten Is this season of American Idol everything you dreamed it would be? Or are you thinking it's the same-old-same-old we've all seen before? I fall into both camps, so decided to put together my list...

Before I get to the 25 things, is it just me, or is the new American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi always flirting with me when she’s judging ? And why do I find her any sort of attractive? But I’d be lying if I said that whenever I put on the show in the background, I turn my head to the TV...

Filed under: American Idol, Judges, Reviewcaps, Contestants, Performances, Host The first 20 seconds of this show have already freaked me out. Ryan and Simon are in the back of a limo and they're just flirting. They're smiling and giggling, and it feels like I'm looking in on a first date. Moving on...

It was a strange night for American Idol during their auditions in Jacksonville, Florida (the hometown of Idol judge, Randy Jackson). Joshua Ulloa kicked off the auditions by singing Marvin Gaye’s “Let’s Get it Onâ€� and he was really energetic but it seemed to go over well enough.  I tho...