OK, let’s review the Philadelphia Eagles for a few minutes, shall we? Here’s a team that last won the Super Bowl… oh, right. They’ve NEVER won a Super Bowl. The head coach embarrasses our city with his “family in crisis”, his home characterized as a “drug em...

Joe the Plumber is at it again, and I am more confused than before. Look, i’m not a complete dope: I understand that politicians make mountains out of molehills all the time, and bring out guests at important events that serve to illustrate whatever point the politicians is trying to make. Bar...

UPDATED BELOW Precocious child, Jonathan Krohn This weekend, the New York Times decided to subject America to a hideous little beast that has been embraced by, who else, the conservative mouthbreathing clowns who make up the “conservative” wing of the “republican” “part...

Back in my stoner days (whaddya mean “back”, skwire, you ain’t kidding anyone!), my buddy Paul and i would sneak behind my parents’ garage to get high, inevitably followed by the family dog Bo, who enjoyed getting a faceful of exhaled dank. No lie: you could see the dog’...

Michael Steele Bows Down to His King. MC Michael Steele with the hippity-hoppity music and the rapping and the shizizzzle thought he was the Big Man of the GOP Saturday on DL Hughley’s show… …but then the REAL Big Man of the GOP, the KING OF THE GOP himself, Rush Limbaugh, fired ba...

Pardon the ghetto quality, my green screen arrives any day now…...

Last night around 6:30, I dropped by a local bar to enjoy a quick beer. As I enjoyed my cold beverage, I became aware that Laura Bush was on the TV, participating in a very long puff piece with ABC News: In fact, Mrs. Bush said she did not watch President Obama’s address to Congress on Tuesday...

Obama breaks his promises: Obama Administration Maintains Bush Position on ‘Extraordinary Rendition’ Lawsuit February 09, 2009 2:44 PM From Jake Tapper and Ariane de Vogue: The Obama Administration today announced that it would keep the same position as the Bush Administration in the law...

Super Shitpile: For over a year the one point that I and others have been trying make is that the polite fiction that masters of the universe of Wall Street and their defenders in the media and Congress have been trying maintain, that this is liquidity crisis not an insolvency crisis, is utter horse...

This normally isn’t the kind of thing I pay attention to but given the global calamity, the already disgusting Wing Bowl is even more nauseating than usual. Media coverage has grown to the point where every one of the major Philadelphia television stations has covered the event. The ABC, CBS a...