At a NYC signing for her barftastic new autobiography this week, someone asked Miley Cyrus if she planned on seeing the mew Jonas Bros. 3-D movie, to which she answered, "No, probably not." She's so lame! The Disney Slut attended Jonai' after-party for their film premiere last mont!! Would her answe...

Having kids, I get to partake in the reluctant time honored tradition of watching what my kids watch on TV. What this means is that I get daily doses of some of the worst writing and acting in the history of television (see: iCarly, Suite Life of Zack and Cody). Yes, yes, I understand that shows lik...

There's something sweet, just in itself, of the Jonas Brothers talking about what their next album will sound like, for all the world as if they have a say in it. It's like a sofa holding forth about what cushions might be scattered upon it. Nevertheless, they have been sharing about what to expect....

What are the chances that this Jonas Brother has a boner when these pictures were taken? If they are actually virgins, I’m thinking that it’s pretty fucking high and that makes me feel uncomfortable. You know because this is the closest dude’s had to sex, and this is pretty much wh...

Attention, girls and creepy old men: the Jonas Brothers go boobs-out in their new film! We’ve seen some pretty nasty things at the cinema. Saw II. Albanian midgetporn. And that bit in The Love Guru between getting out of the car and getting back in the car - just sickening. But even our battle...

The Jonas Brothers appear shirtless in their new film. Wait, is that legal? During a scene in Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience, the popular boy band was filmed getting changed backstage during a concert and admit they were slightly taken aback when they realized they had been caught on came...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Finally! The tweens gets bombed in America with the Jonas Brothers concert movie only making 12.7  million while “Madea Goes to Jail” did surprisingly well in the box office. The Jonas Brothers suck. A fake tweeny band manufactured and put together by Disney.  ...

The Jonas Brothers are a genuine sensation - in all seriousness, they might just be the biggest act on Earth. And the Jonas Brothers had a film out on Friday. So what’s the number one movie at the weekend box office this week? You guessed it - it’s Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes To Jail....

  This weekend's election in Spain went well for European conservatives, who routed the socialists in this strangely-headlined story. A rape crisis center raised a few eyebrows by featuring a nearly-naked dancer as its headliner for a fundraiser. The Jonas Brothers didn't have the world...

The Jonas Brothers got their butts kicked by a pistol-totin’ grandma at the box office this weekend. Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail took in $16.5 million, claiming the top spot at the box office for a second weekend straight and beating out Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience in the ...