Jessica Simpson is reportedly seeking advice from younger, happily married sister Ashlee. “[Jessica told Ashlee,] ‘I know Tony loves me, but I don’t know if he’ll ever propose.’ … Ashlee has always been the more realistic, more practical of the two sisters. And Ashlee knows how much her ...

I like fat chicks because they are easy, you know because of all that competing with the good looking girl, that makes them willing to go above and beyond while never commanding respect, a relationship or pretty much anything but for you to pull out because her mom won’t let her get on the pil...

“You know, I have to say, I think Jessica is a beautiful girl. I think she has a gorgeous body, curves or no curves. And I feel sorry for her that she`s having to hear about her body. Nobody wants to be scrutinized.  However, if we are talking about a healthy diet, I don`t think Jessica s...

Yee-haw - It's Texas Independence Day! On this day in 1836, the Texas Declaration of Independence was adopted. And 173 years later, the state is still big as hell and going strong. So to celebrate this under-appreciated holiday, we've rounded-up all the hottest Texans we could find. From Jessica Sim...

Is Jessica Simpson channeling her inner John Elway? What we mean by that is that Jessica was in Denver for a concert, and Elway used to be the quarterback of the Denver Broncos, who used to wear heinous orange jerseys ... sorry for the confusion, and for the joke, which wasn't even good. One thing a...

Jessica Simpson, Robert Downey Jr. taking off weight It’s been awhile since we brought you a roundup of diet news from the world of celebrities, and we almost missed the drama (if you want to call it that) surrounding Jessica Simpson’s weight. First she was all over the magazines saying she like...

Looking remarkably skinny but still unable to carry a tune, Jessica Simpson continued her country music tour in Salt Lake City, Utah, Thursday night. Fortunately for the star, she's feeling upbeat. "I'm so lucky to be here," the 28-year-old told fans, adding that prayer had helped her sustain her co...

  Dolly Parton has come to rescue Jessica Simpson, although we think it's a bit late for that now. Mike Myers and Paris Hilton won several insulting awards over the weekend. Ladies, don't despair: your best sex comes in your forties. Thanks to this kid, the porn thief has been captured....

Jessica Simpson is receiving words of encouragement from her idol Dolly Parton in the wake of her recent weight gain. Dolly, who collaborated with Jessica on her 2008 country album Do You Know, is defending her fellow buxom blonde, insisting she has been victimized by the media. “I say people ...

So many gay men, such a good time. I saw Kathy Griffin at Madison Square Garden's WaMu Theater last night—as she pointed out, the WaMu has to be renamed in a few months thanks to its namesake bank's disastrous collapse and since nobody wants to pay for the privilege it'll just be calle...