So it’s been some time since I have update this website. What can I say I’ve been known to be like this occasionally, after all divertisty is the flavour of life and all that. I’ve been toying around recently with a couple blogs and software things that I’ve considered replac...

This morning there was ice, a fair bit of ice and as I came in to work the full extent of an ungritted road was quite clear. A man in an “executive” car pulled in front of me at a mini roundabout and nearly smashed in to the side of him because the car slid with ABS wildly trying to brin...

Here I am in bed at 8pm like a good boy. As you can clearly tell this is not ideal really, I’m 25, I should be drunk oin a ditch some where or shouting somebody elses name in the throws of passion in yet another 20 minute relationship. But instead I’m in bed, too lazy to make my dinner s...

As you can clearly tell by the time stamp this is a sunday. We like sundays because basically you can’t do anything with them shops are closed and generally even the terrorists wait until a Monday to blow up trains (as if the train companies actually needed help!). So to find myself working a ...

As is the tradition - I must start this post with Matt’s trademarked “I wish to kick your face in look” with extra red eye. Don’t mess with the Matt Chantal and a rather werid chappie, who got booted out by the bouncers for being a twunt. Kev & Matt being slightly more ho...

Well, what a week.  So far I have syphoned my entire monthly budget in one trip up to Newcastle (and it was worth it).  I’ve got sick of my job and the bitching/gossiping that seems to be getting worse and worse.  My car has magically fixed itself (and I only paid £37 for it). ...

FSG MASSIVE DISSES DA RSA MASSIVE INNIT! Tabs - State Tabs & Kevin - State, Seren - Workin it. Tabs & Seren I’m such a state here, Tabs did my ‘hurr’ with a bit of hurrspray. Page 3 Pose - Check it. ‘I LUB ROO’ Tabs & Seren KC & Seren Man Bum + Tabs Head...

At 6am in Canada time I get a call. I AM THE NATWEST ANTI-FRAUD ROBODROID WOMAN, PLEASE ENTER ON YOUR KEYPAD THE FOLLOWING ITEMS OF SECURITY. I did. It failed. So the bitch put me on hold and about 1 minute later (80p in real money) I get a human. The call only took a further 45 seconds. Why didn...

Nothing more interesting than a rather strange evening. This was one of them. I went out with a man named John whom I met a couple days back, first we stopped at his when his father and one of his girlfriends came over (serious), this went on for about an hour and was a bit surreal! But it was all g...

Should I юмор tag this? To : Excuse me? From : Whos this? To : Santa clause. What’s your thing with having a dig on facebook then logging off? …. [silence]…. To : That shut you up.  When you want to let me know what ever problem you seem to have is by all means.  But you just...