So, let's start this off right by saying that I am so fucking smart! Seriously guys. I went to the best higschool in the county, got straight A's, was in the honor society and everything! And my teachers even said I was the smartest kid in the whole graduating class. So then I went to college and go...

Today I almost became a sucky customer. How? I am rather short, as such it can be a bit dodgy if I reach up to check things out. However this usually into too bad in supermarkets, as stuff usually isn't too high. Today, however, the burgers I was looking at in Tesco were stacked a bit oddly. As I we...

So, I work for a Parcel Service Store that is very United.  For the holiday season, my boss, the owner of the franchise, decided it would be a good idea to open up another Parcel Service Store that is United outside of his standalone store.  He decided to rent a space in the local mal...

I was shocked at the sight of a kid at work today. Good god!! I have no idea how it started. But all of a sudden, he was at the cashier with his mother and the kid was kicking and screaming and going "NO MOM, NO NO NO" and "I'll hit you in the head!" and all other threats! His mom tried picking him ...

To all of you salt fiends out there: When you see that the salt bin is empty, DO NOT come up and ask if we have any salt. If we did, it would be in the bin! It kind of offends me that you think I'm too lazy to fucking fill a salt bin. No one is trying to keep your precious salt from you. It is not m...