Tuscaloosa, Alabama. A television studio. A single chair sits off-center on a carpeted platform. The offseason edition of the Nick Saban Show is set to begin, but in the spot where co-host Tom Roberts usually sits instead holds a flat screen television. Enter COACH NICK SABAN. Coach Saban: Christ, I...

For just $35, you and your loved ones can get your faces rocked off by the Dark Lord of Rock himself: NICK SABAN. That’s only a dollar per soul-scorching glare! Or fifty cents per use of the word “process!” The Crimson Caravan Tour will hit all of the top spots, of course: Bimini, ...

Go to about 2:50. Expect an audible “shit.” Gawk in awe. Anger come in layers. When you watch Mike Gundy get mad, there’s obvious hurt underneath the anger; you get the feeling Mike Gundy puts on anger like a dusty formal suit, trotting it out for special occasions like funerals. H...

This…this really isn’t Nick Saban heading to work on a normal day, is it? The video–which for the video-impaired shows a 12 car, six motorcycle strong motorcade bullrushing through the middle of UA’s campus–was uploaded on July 28th, 2007, and the description reads: Nic...

HT: Uncyclopedia. Teams: there are a lot of them. In our effort to bring you the finest “bullshit” coverage of college football, we have begun the best method we could think of to write about teams we know next to nothing about: asking others to write about them for us. Todd from Roll Ba...

God is on everyone’s side … and in the last analysis, he is on the side with plenty of money and large armies. (HT: Thor.)...

Corwin Brown, Notre Dame defensive coordinator, is doing what every defensive coordinator who doesn’t have the perfect lineup this spring is doing: tinkering, moving pieces around like an interior decorator swings furniture around, waiting for that perfect Ping! arrangment that just screams &#...

LSU defensive monster Ricky Jean-Francois is allegedly related to Kimbo Slice. We mention this only to affirm your already solid suspicion that if he does not cheat on another test and makes it to the playing field this fall, RJF will be takin’ food off lawyas’ plates just like his horri...

Brian brings us this week’s Big Board, an active board for those who really, really don’t have time for this shit. Notes, clarifications, and open challenges to fight follow. The biggest leap in the board comes from Oregon State. Do not blame us, blame the authorities who file the charge...