Will someone please explain to me how Carla Gugino has been relegated to playing drunken senior citizens (see Watchmen ). Carla Gugino! She is a spry sexy 37 year-old... only 7 years older than screen daughter Malin Akerman and as far as I can tell a far better actress, too. Not that Watchmen showca...

. JA from MNPP here, adopting the HDH authorship reins from Nat for a moment to give a little appreciation to (slash rant over) a man I've come to feel defensive over lately in what appears to me to be an endless onslaught of oversights. Basically what I'm getting at is... Where the heck is the Ralp...

"Hump Day Hotties" is back (Just pretend this piece arrived yesterday. Go with it!) Things have been quiet, at least in the US, when it comes to everyone's favorite Mexican Gael García Bernal. In 2008 he gave an against-type performance in Blindness (my review) but the film didn't catch. 2009 shoul...

Next Tuesday, November 25th marks the 30th anniversary of the very first filmed appearance of the legendary Michelle Pfeiffer. She had one line on a Fantasy Island episode... "Who is he Niobe?" To celebrate this landmark, Fran @ The Face (a great great pfan site) has compiled this video celebration....

Breaking News! Well, yesterday it was. Or the day before. What? This isn't a news site. okay let's start over. Breaking News: Body parts now legally allowed to marry. Congratulations to the newly engaged couple, Abs & Boobs . Sorry for the juvenalia but Ryan Reynolds abs freak me out. He's so im...

Hump Day Hotties Spotties: Julianne Eddie God bless Julianne Moore, for her unashamed red hair and freckles. So many redheads disappoint in their inexplicable self-negating desire to look like all the other actresses in Hollywood (Nicole and Lindsay, I'm talking to both of you. whhhhyyyyy?). Juliann...

Another Vanity Fair magazine retro coming your way a little later today but while I prepare, I'm sipping coffee and imagining a chit-chat with birthday boy Dennis Quaid, happy 54th!, whilst doing so. Sometimes in weaker (read: deranged) moments I imagine myself having my own talk show, like one Rupe...

Last week on hump day hotties we featured the best actresses, so time for the leading men. Let's start with Johnny Depp. a very good place to start. When you read you begin with a-b-c ..."A B C" when you lust you begin with Depp, John-ny ..." DEPP, JOHN-NY" John Waters for whom he starred in his fir...

A movie cliché I've never understood: people tearing off each other's clothing in a moment of passion. Don't waste perfectly good clothing, people. Wouldn't you rather unbutton swiftly when the mood strikes? Than you can use the garment again. Conserve. A movie absurdity I totally understand... Wil...