On Wednesday, March 11, 2009, my husband was laid off after working for the same company for 7 years..it was a hard day. Yes, I was still sick, but I was more sick at heart..and Sir Malachi knew it, because he heard it in my voice.. Even the Ice General has moments! Contrary to popular opinion that ...

While there are many things you can call me…one of the things that defines me most is wanting to be a good person. What that encompasses for me in a huge way, is being a good daughter, friend, lover, sister. This weekend, my sister called on me for that support. I spent Sunday in my siste...

We gave you a brief sampling of the action in the Gator-O-Rama penalty box, and Judge Dube put together a mighty penalty gallery, but it's time we examined the Gator-O-Rama correctional system in more detail. LeMons Supreme Court Justice Lieberman and myself were already heavily armed and in a foul ...

is tomorrow ... and i've just had the week from hell....

Filed under: Late Night, Programming, Celebrities, Talk Show, What To Watch Tonight, Reality-Free At 8, ABC has a new Ugly Betty. CBS has a new Survivor at 8, then new episodes of CSI and Eleventh Hour. NBC has new episodes of My Name Is Earl, Kath & Kim, The Office, 30 Rock, and ER. FOX has a n...

  VIA THE MODERN MATERIALIST: Whiskey was actually the first alcoholic beverage I ever had. When I was a teenager, my dad left his Johnny Walker exposed in the kitchen and I poured some into my orange juice. It was gross and I didn't drink whiskey again until college. Now, at the ripe meh-a...

As the only person who possesses breasts on Pointless Banter (sorry guys, moobs don’t count) I can tell you that women are constantly assaulted by images that the Almighty Cock is King.  With the Power of the Penis, a single Pizza Delivery Guy can turn lesbians straight. When coupled with a b...

View Complete 24 Hours of Lemons Houston Photo Gallery View 24 Hours of Lemons Houston Gator-O-Rama Gallery (Over 700 Photos!) Photos by Zerin Dube After two days of hard racing, countless penalties, and several thousand laughs later, the Houston 24 Hours of Lemons race is history. The winner at the...

I talk to Bill (WilliamLobdell.com) by phone Sunday afternoon. Bill: "I thought the two (religion and journalism) were intertwined. I thought God’s calling for me was to be a religion writer." Luke: "People do feel called to journalism. There is a sense that is a holy calling an...

Sometimes it happens that a 24 Hours Of LeMons team earns a punishment that involves a change of identity, and Team Opular Dependence set the stage for their name change the night before prerace inspections. Actually, it was an offhand remark by a single OD team member that made us decide to have a ...