Okay, I'm all for a bitch doing what she has to do to get that pussy purring. If you got to go down to Home Depot and flirt with some power tools in hopes one might take you home and drill you down, FINE. But is a nut bust really worth turning your vagina into fucking shredded beef? The ho in this s...

Okay, I'm all for a bitch doing what she has to do to get that pussy purring. If you got to go down to Home Depot and flirt with some power tools in hopes one might take you home and drill you down, FINE. But is a nut bust really worth turning your vagina into fucking shredded beef? The ho in this s...

WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! This shit right here is pure dark-sidedness! Why in Croc hell would you buy your pet an evil cunt bed? Everyone knows that Crocs are personally made from the devil's hands and I this shit is no different. Just like the Cros that go on your feet, this will suck the soul out of...

WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! This shit right here is pure dark-sidedness! Why in Croc hell would you buy your pet an evil cunt bed? Everyone knows that Crocs are personally made from the devil's hands and I this shit is no different. Just like the Cros that go on your feet, this will suck the soul out of...

As some of you know, Fox is going to fuck with the legendary TV experience that is Absoultely Fabulous. Why, you ask? Because that's what we do in America. We take TV shows from other countries and try to find ways to get them canceled in record time. Although, Kath & Kim is still breathing and ...

As some of you know, Fox is going to fuck with the legendary TV experience that is Absoultely Fabulous. Why, you ask? Because that's what we do in America. We take TV shows from other countries and try to find ways to get them canceled in record time. Although, Kath & Kim is still breathing and ...

Nope, there's no living things here. Let's keep moving along before one of them starts to move. Seriously, I think whatever Marie Osmond makes her dolls out of, she uses the same shit to cover her own face. She's turning into one of her own creepy creations. I bet she doesn't even have a vagina or n...

Nope, there's no living things here. Let's keep moving along before one of them starts to move. Seriously, I think whatever Marie Osmond makes her dolls out of, she uses the same shit to cover her own face. She's turning into one of her own creepy creations. I bet she doesn't even have a vagina or n...

Mini-Me has dropped a $20 million lawsuit against SugarDVD and TMZ over his famous sexy time tape. He dropped the lawsuit after they agreed not to market the video of him rubbing his lipstick all over that pony lady's vagina. His lawyer told The Los Angeles Times, "We got what we wanted: a permanent...

File this under: This will be your nightmare tonight. These faceless people have been seen all over England the past few days from Elton John's white ball, to the Harrod's sale and today they haunted Wimbledon. Methinks these hos are from Anonymous, the group that keeps Tommy Girl awake at night. If...