If you read this site you know I like whores. I don’t just mean drunken party girls you’d call a whore. Or girls who try to sleep their way to the top or who use their bodies for their personal gain, but actual drug addicted gutter-rat shit you find in the dirtiest part of town, willing ...

Just like Herpes, when you think that it’s gone for a long time, up pop’s the entertainment industries version of a pus-oozing face-shanker. And this time, there is no Valtrex to rescue you. (Valtrex: “I have herpes…and she doesn’t…so I’m gonna take Valtrex ...

It’s reunion time, my lovelies, which means that last night I hunkered down with my wine and my 2001 laptop (Goddamn Geek Squad) to watch the nimrods of Season 5 one last time. It was made slightly better by the fact that I was wearing this: my AWESOME birthday present from mysterygirl! I’m tota...

Hey, geeks (or people like us?): it's National Grammar Day. [National Grammar Day] We were totally pissed we missed this last year and we're actually considering entering this time. It's the third annual Peeps Diorama Contest! [Washington Post] Barbie got a tramp stamp! [Jossip] Justin T...

Didn't you hear the news that beer pong can give you herpes? While news organizations around the country let the story die, one man refuses to give up on it.  The Colbert Report Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Beer Pong Herpes Outbreak Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor Rap Battle Jo...

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Thanks DC you sick bastard! ;-)...

I posted some pics of Rihanna covering her face the other day, I am too lazy to link it, but I figured she got a nose job and was pulling a Michael Jackson, I didn’t even think she was covering up some mouth sores, because all the bitches I know who get this shit, embrace it and accept it as a...

Shrimp in the curtain rods? Perhaps…Photo: Retrofile/Getty Images So last night we were watching a rerun of Seinfeld in which Elaine was telling Marla (Daphne from Frasier) about how guys tend to get weird after sex. "The man changes into a completely different person five seconds after it's o...

(a passive-aggressive notes sexually transmitted disease public disservice announcement) 1. from portland, oregon… 2. from williamsburg, virginia… 3. from miami, florida… related: come get some extra credit: herpes: it’s got new york by the balls [nymag.com] Person rose in Ri...