Barack Hussein Obama took the oath of office as the nation's first African American president yesterday, summoning a vast crowd and a watching nation to the task of reviving a country in crisis....

Barack Hussein Obama took the oath of office as the nation's first African American president yesterday, summoning a vast crowd and a watching nation to the task of reviving a country in crisis....

OKAY kids.  I haven't been too vocal about it but man have I been down lately.  Down and out.  Until today I had nothing going for me in my life.  I felt directionless, unloved, unwanted, useless, and generally like the bottomfeeding scum of society we all sometimes feel like.  (That is - "...