It's impossible to effectively talk dirty while you're face-deep in someone's snatch. Am I right? Am I right?? Ladies? But now you can talk dirty and not even be in the same room. Introduced in 2006 (I guess it got lost in the mail), the Talking Head is your standard-issue rotating beads/clit rabbit...

"Look for the Adam's Apple!" one is told as one plans a Thailand vacation. But what if the Cyberskin mouth masturbator one mail-ordered doesn't have one? Has one still stuck one's cock in a tranny? Allanah Starr is truly America's Transsexual and fully deserving of this massive Cyberskin fauxjob mou...

The latest in a long line of passive-aggressive marital aids, the Cyberskin Ice Action-View Pussy Stroker tells you why you can't get a real sex partner (because she's "Ice" cold) all the while allowing you to view your "action" inside a Cyberskin representation of one. That's good for you if you've...

We've long wondered why so many sex toys are purple—and finally, someone has taken the time to try and find out. Even if this poll of several sex toy luminaries still doesn't explain our peculiar fascination with a certain large and fuzzy fast food promotional character. (nakedcity.com)...

And speaking of horny Japanese people today, a porn producer, two actors, and his crew were arrested in Japan for shooting a gonzo scene inside a McDonald's. Making matters worse, the employees making Big Macs were asked to hold the "special sauce." (japantoday.com)...

Ever wanted to make and sell a homemade porn movie but lost hope after the penis pictures you posted on Craigslist yielded nothing? Visit Tampa from March 28-30 for a comprehensive seminar that will cover everything from lighting to where to store your talent IDs for when the feds break down your ap...

Two and a third feet long and two and a quarter inches around lies the Rascal Doubleteamer two-headed dildo. If this horrifies you, remember that you are only responsible to take half of it. Read more after the gap. We would be turning this five-year-old web enterprise into an awkwardly-coded php Fi...

The first time we saw Dana Vespoli, we thought of Phoebe Cates in "Fast Times at Risgemont High". Then, when we encountered this scene with Mark Ashley, it was like Jennifer Jason Leigh's best friend got together with Spicoli. (Well, she's got to be somebody's baby.) You know how many scenes are sho...

Just as visiting an adult film set gives one a solid sense of the soil from which our nation's porn is grown (at the same time one becomes more disconnected from it, if possible), stopping by a weapons-grade sex toy warehouse and seeing things like cattle prods stacked high on each other drives the ...