Wow. Who knew there was still mileage left in the Madonna-Mrs Madonna divorce? Actually, there isn't, but Gordon's team are going to have a go. Guy calls Madonna 'IT' IT? He thinks she's information technology? Can this be right, Sara Nathan? It turns out she means It. Not IT: A source revealed: “...

With Rupert Murdoch standing up to claim ultimate responsibility for the New York Daily Post's editorial cartoons, we can only conclude that everything that appears in all his papers is really down to him. So, what has Gordon Smart been doing in Rupert's name this morning? Yes, more minute-by-minute...

Yes, that is what it looks like. Someone's tricked up a fake Brits Access All Areas pass for Gordon. I think it's some guy at school's brother who makes them with his computer, and he can do really convincing student ID, too; you can hardly tell the difference. Which is lucky, given that Lady GaGa a...

Oh, curse the Brits, and their late finish. What's a Gordon to do? send in three writers to cover the event. Although that does end up with somewhat confused coverage: By CARL STROUD,JESS ROGERSand SOPHIE BARNETT Published: Today SINGING sensation DUFFY last night became Britain’s new Princess of ...

Gordon stands on the sidelines as Lily Allen takes on Mike Skinner, applauding. Or at least copying stuff down from MySpace: She said: “There’s a guy called Mike Skinner who records as The Streets and he did a record that basically talked about how awful it was to be rich and famous. I found tha...

You've got to love the Pet Shop Boys, choosing Nothing Has Been Proved for their Brits performance - rounding off the 2009 British Music Industry Awards show with a twenty year old song about a scandal in the Macmillan cabinet feels like a tongue has been affixed firmly in cheek. Gordon, of course, ...

Cheryl Cole is a hit in America. No, really, Gordon says so: CHERYL COLE is music’s most wanted star, having charmed the pants off the Yanks. The GIRLS ALOUD beauty has just arrived back from a hugely successful stint in Los Angeles where she was offered more jobs than an Italian power station wor...

It's not just Rihanna getting the benefit of an open letter this morning (a survivor of domestic violence advising her to get the hell away); no, Gordon also finds space to run an open letter to Peaches Geldof. From Emma Ridley. Yes. Emma Ridley: Dear Peaches JUST like you, in the Eighties I was lab...

Why do the BAFTAS still clash with the Grammys? It is almost as if the organisers of the never-been-as-good-since-they-took-out-the-TV prize givings really did want to give their scary masks out with as few people as possible around the world noticing. It also puts an intolerable strain on Gordon's ...

It's clearly true that Victoria Beckham has flown from America to Europe. It's well known that David Beckham is keen to start playing for a proper football team again. The rest of Gordon's man Richard White's report this morning is surely at best overwrought: Posh jets in for talks on Becks’ Milan...