It's important to prep for the scenarios you think you might face. I'm not sure if Zombie Bob is kin to Rob Zombie, but I am all spun up for the dance, just in case. I feel bad about those two dropped shots with the Para LTC9... PS: Why do targets put the A-Zone on the noggin above the eyebrows? Is ...

While some of us were waking up at 6 am, in hopes of speaking with someone at the unemployment office, Kim Kardashian was giving out MTV Cribs Awards. In these tough times, with more and more people losing their cribs; MTV decided to give out awards like: "Coolest Cribs Closet," "Best Fish Tank" and...

...but it's real hard to feign much enthusiasm about it at what my hindbrain is telling me is 0mygod30 in the AM. I'm abandoning my roomie to her typing and heading to Nat'l Gun Day in L'ville. Back later!...

A Japanese astronaut is set to perform a number of worthless experiments this month while aboard the International Space Station in an attempt to piss off taxpayers and win over schoolchildren. Koichi Wakata will perform 16 tasks chosen from 1,597 suggested by hundreds of people, from nursery school...

The Shot-Gun is by far the most delicious way to get shot. Because, instead of lead, it fills you with booze! And booze, my friends, makes the world go around. Or at least the room. Whee, I'm on a carousel! Armed with the Alcohol Shot Gun, you can re-enact the most memorable movie scenes from "Dirty...

Fastest Cat Update Ever ThenISwearIllStopSrsly Mr. ToeBeans is back home. He spent the night at the vet, getting poked and pill-fed and blood-paneled and fecal floated. He's got ROUNDWORM! (Everybody now: "ewwwwwwwwwwgh.") This explains the bacteria and the fever. He's now on a lovely pill schedule,...

I thought these guys were the bomb when they first appeared. I learned about movies and what a real TV show felt like. The first of its' kind and now there are cable channels devoted to it. Glad I was there for the beginning of this phenomena and not the crap we have now: Gene died ten years ago o...

People really search for the darndest things. Using Google auto-complete, you can see just how screwed up people out there on the web really are. And yes, these are the same people responding to your singles ad. Typing the words in bold will result in the following: • 883,000,000: Why do I have no...

Remember David, the little kid who was high as a kite after going to the dentist? Well this is him 20 years later after going to get a divorce. The video was made by a couple members of the Upright Citizens Brigade theater. I thought it was humorous, but possibly only because I can relate. And now D...

My roomie, social butterfly and semi-official blogmeet coordinator that she is, is probably still doing donuts on icy side streets en route from work, so I will take it upon myself to get the ball rolling: What say y'all to Sunday the 15th? Mebbe even do something frisky, like La Piedad just down th...