Wow. Who knew there was still mileage left in the Madonna-Mrs Madonna divorce? Actually, there isn't, but Gordon's team are going to have a go. Guy calls Madonna 'IT' IT? He thinks she's information technology? Can this be right, Sara Nathan? It turns out she means It. Not IT: A source revealed: “...

Many, many people (two in all) have recommended the following video to me today. It's a rapalicious ode to Cheryl Cole in a "comedy" northern accent. Frankly, it's all a bit Takeover TV (crap Channel 4 home video series from the days before Youtube (youtube)) and it is certainly not a patch on Lily ...

Duffy and Kings of Leon were the big winners at the 2009 Brit Awards which were held at Earls Court in London, England last night bringing home a total of five awards between them. Coldplay, who were nominated for 4 awards, were the Brangelina of the awards show as they went home empty-handed. Sad. ...

It was the British Music Awards last night and Girls Aloud were the opening act. I know, why would you care about the British Music Awards, you don’t live there so it doesn’t affect you, not to mention award shows are a total waste of fucking time and are more of a jerk off fest where pe...

7.15pmOf course, the rest of the entire bloody world will be Twittering their Brits experience, but No Rock is nothing if not a stickler for tradition. Our Brits coverage will be an old style blog. Like in 2008, when they clashed with Torchwood And like in 2007, when the Scissor Sisters were still w...

Cheryl Cole is a hit in America. No, really, Gordon says so: CHERYL COLE is music’s most wanted star, having charmed the pants off the Yanks. The GIRLS ALOUD beauty has just arrived back from a hugely successful stint in Los Angeles where she was offered more jobs than an Italian power station wor...

Alright, folks, I momentarily missed out on doing actual U.K. chart talk last Sunday due to my escaped pussy. Vut to quote the wise Jerri Blank from Strangers With Candy, I've got something to SAY! First off, a giant Wee-haw! to The Saturdays for totally kicking Sugababes and Girls Aloud to the curb...

"No alarms and no surprises" Best British male Ian BrownJames MorrisonPaul WellerWill Young Best British female AdeleBeth RowleyDuffyEstelleMIA Best British group ColdplayElbowGirls AloudRadioheadTake That Best British live act ColdplayElbowIron MaidenScouting For GirlsThe Verve Best British single ...

Forgive me for breaking protocol today with the U.K. chart post, but it's been an exhausting day, both physically and mentally. Last night our house cat Cracker snuck outside. We'd had a friend over, and we kind of deduced that when they left, Cracker slipped out the door unnoticed. I realized he wa...

It seems everywhere I go in the blogosphere people are spouting the message of action—thinking and talking aren’t enough. If you want to make a change, you gotta act. And now pop band Girls Aloud have created an anthem for the “stop wishing, start living” crowd. Their song Revolu...