The news just keeps getting worse for the Girl Scouts. First some jerk started paying for cookies with fake money — now some guy in a ski mask robbed some Girl Scouts who were selling cookies outside of a grocery store in Alaska. According to the Juneau Empire, the girls and their troop leader...

"This Week in Your Mom" is a new segment I just came up with where I search long and hard (the same way your mother likes it) to find the best headline of the week regarding your mother. Actually not your mother, just someone's mother. This week we go to San Diego where we find Janet Daily (pictured...

"The Epic Tale of Rodney & John, Two Girl Scout Cookies in Love," by bitter_crimson . Technically, this is Stargate Atlantis fanfic. But you really, really don't have to know who the frick Rodney and John are to enjoy this story. You don't even have to know their gender. Or species. So please don't ...

it doesn't look like albert has been by at all this weekend, and that worries me. i wonder if cyn told him he can't anymore, and since i'm dog shit next to her in his eyes, i know that if she does he'll stop. the fact that he checks up on me on here and that he says hi to me when i'm tabling are the...

Picking the crusty goop off my eyelashes, I swallow and remember that my throat is a rusty tunnel leading to my stomach, a pool filled with rehashed mucus. It’s light outside. Not night? Where am I? Shake of the head brings my pupils to the center of my eye sockets – it’s my bedroom. Good. Saf...

I'm going to make some garlic and red pepper parmesan polenta tonight with an olive oil fried egg placed on top. Greenery? Sauted brussel sprouts. Dessert, ice cream and Girl Scout cookies.   But before that we're going to get on top of our exercise balls, (Chilly's looks like a ...