I swear I am trying to ween myself off of the Chris Brown/Rihanna saga, but my best efforts are being thwarted by an endless parade of attention whores. Sean “It’s All About Me” Combs was on the Ellen Degeneres show yesterday and despite his best deflection techniques, Ellen pinned...

This is the best video I could find of Jennifer Aniston and Jack Black presenting the award for the Best Animated Film at last night’s 81st Oscars. Proving that we as a public are still fascinated by the Brangelina vs. Jennifer Aniston saga, the show presenters panned to Jolie during the prese...

I just spent an hour crying for a very, very stupid reason. And it helped me realize how hollow my life really is, there is no substance to it. Or me. As long as I continue like this I'll just keep slipping away. I think there's something - a few things - I can do to change it, to improve myself. Bu...

I should not be annoyed....

A lot of time and inches and pixels have been devoted to wondering whether or not actor Joaquin Phoenix, who is supposedly retiring from acting to pursue a rap career, is on the up-and-up or if he’s just punkin’ y’all with an elaborate hoax (complete with film crew headed up by hi...

Disclaimer: If you are a parent of multiple children and just can’t seem to stop giving birth, hoarding kids and breeding like a damn rabbit, you better hit the back button, this post is GUARANTEED to offend you. And not inadvertently either, seriously, you’ve been warned to leave NOW. B...

Okay, this whole Oprahmania thing has just officially Gone Too Far.  Over-reached itself.  Jumped the shark.  Word from the horse’s mouth is that soon-to-be-former Governor Rod Blagojevich (and yes, I had to copy/paste that) actually considered Queen Of All She Surveys Oprah Winfrey to fill...

I’m sure that $50M you have sitting in the bank doesn’t hurt either. The only piece of Beatlemania that is available to the general public states that she doesn’t understand why people say it’s so hard to get a date: “I’ve got so many stunning girlfriends who can&...

According to reports, and now video footage, famous homewrecker and child hoarder Angelina Jolie showed her true spirit at VH1’s Critic’s Choice Awards. Apparently, Angelina, regressing to former bad girl behavior, was none too impressed she lost out to the younger and better actress Ann...

In what is probably the biggest non-news of the new year so far, it has come out that Oprah Winfrey (otherwise known as Queen Of All She Surveys) is upset with herself that she’s regained some of the weight she worked so hard to lose: Oprah Winfrey blames the mild depression she suffered afte...