I swear I am trying to ween myself off of the Chris Brown/Rihanna saga, but my best efforts are being thwarted by an endless parade of attention whores. Sean “It’s All About Me” Combs was on the Ellen Degeneres show yesterday and despite his best deflection techniques, Ellen pinned...

So the media, financial, and entertainment industries continued to melt down this week! So no one has any work! So your monkey tried to kill a woman! Get over it, America! Conveniently for internet list-generations purposes, there were precisely ten notable moments during this year's Oscars telecast...

This is the best video I could find of Jennifer Aniston and Jack Black presenting the award for the Best Animated Film at last night’s 81st Oscars. Proving that we as a public are still fascinated by the Brangelina vs. Jennifer Aniston saga, the show presenters panned to Jolie during the prese...

I just spent an hour crying for a very, very stupid reason. And it helped me realize how hollow my life really is, there is no substance to it. Or me. As long as I continue like this I'll just keep slipping away. I think there's something - a few things - I can do to change it, to improve myself. Bu...

One of the great clichés of our time, which has reached a feverish pitch, is that we just have to get past all the divisive partisanship—the current occupant of the White House is the physical embodiment of this principled stance. Of course, when you get right down to it, when people say “We ne...

I should not be annoyed....

A lot of time and inches and pixels have been devoted to wondering whether or not actor Joaquin Phoenix, who is supposedly retiring from acting to pursue a rap career, is on the up-and-up or if he’s just punkin’ y’all with an elaborate hoax (complete with film crew headed up by hi...

My husband and I divorced over religious differences.He thought he was God and I didn't......

Disclaimer: If you are a parent of multiple children and just can’t seem to stop giving birth, hoarding kids and breeding like a damn rabbit, you better hit the back button, this post is GUARANTEED to offend you. And not inadvertently either, seriously, you’ve been warned to leave NOW. B...

Okay, this whole Oprahmania thing has just officially Gone Too Far.  Over-reached itself.  Jumped the shark.  Word from the horse’s mouth is that soon-to-be-former Governor Rod Blagojevich (and yes, I had to copy/paste that) actually considered Queen Of All She Surveys Oprah Winfrey to fill...