I discovered upon leaving the house to walk Daisy J. Dog  today that someone had parked in front of our driveway. Okay, that's a bit of a stretch. Parking in front of someone's driveway is an unforgivable offense, unless one's driveway is like the Black Fortress from Krull , disappearing and reappe...

Hey guys. Just your friendly neighborhood mod here. I just want you all, members of the community, to go here. Go on over, and read that for me. Humor me. I'll wait. ... ... ... Done? Good! But I think...I think there are a few things we need to clarify. Because I've seen some of you CITE the rules ...

Following the kerfuffle about the Chicago restaurant critic who went on TV using his real name, the critic fired back with a response: Helen: thanks so much for the publicity re my appearance on the Flay Throwdown. And, of course,......

Today I almost became a sucky customer. How? I am rather short, as such it can be a bit dodgy if I reach up to check things out. However this usually into too bad in supermarkets, as stuff usually isn't too high. Today, however, the burgers I was looking at in Tesco were stacked a bit oddly. As I we...

Before.... After... For those who care about that sort of thing, the bottom line came to almost $4300.00. Maine Collision Center did a hell of a job. For my local readers, don't even think about going someplace else if you need accident work done. My bro Drew and I also installed my new on-glass ant...

OK, right, Okamoto Keito from Hey!Say!JUMP - right. Right? Here are some Things I just learnt. His DAD is also in Johnnys - from Otokogumi, who are like... boyband 80s... Japanese Def Leppard? Talk about keeping it in the family. What goes on in the jimusho STAYS in the jimusho. I am seriously creep...

Dear world: Some of us loved Daft Punk long before Kanye West made it okay. Some of us walked around in our Electroma shirts at a time when you got called an Oreo for doing so. And when you have a large, framed poster in your hallway, it tends to make some men think you're some kind of chocolate val...

The Village People may be the manliest band ever (a great comfort to manly men like myself) but they're doing something that is downright "gay" - as some of you young people use that word as "slang." Don't worry, I get it. I'm hip and down with it. The Village People - and maybe even ABBA! - along w...

High schools are teaching our children all of the information they need to understand world and US history!...

Some people get annoyed by bad drivers or people on cell phones at the gym.  While such issues register on my radar, it's just as easy for me to tune them out.  However, there are some things I just absolutely, totally, one-hundred-freaking-percent can not get over. Manners. I'm not talkin...