So, I go out to eat this evening and as soon as I walk in the door, the Korean waitress announces to all in the place that I’m from Hell. Yes, hell. Not only that, but I’m the devil. I’m trying to figure out what she’s talking about, and she explains that she had just been te...

At work we were just joking around about those http://jesus-withyoualways.com/ and how it lacks any computer-related drawings. I mentioned that my next commit message will say: "Fixing bug #123. paired with Jesus" update: from Jill: .======. | | | WTF | | | .========' '========. | _ xxxx _ | | /_;-....

It's hard to be a good person in China. The system makes you numb to what's right and wrong.              --Tao Jun, a former Foshan businessman turned anti-corruption activist, interviewed by Mark Magnier in the Los Ang...

Regarding Life.. Jack Palance:  “Do you know what the secret of life is?  One thing.  Just one thing.  You stick to that and everything else don’t mean shit.” Billy Crystal:   ”Yeah, but what’s that one thing?” Jack Palance:  “That’s what you...

“You have to pinch yourself – a Marxist radical who all his life has been mentored by, sat at the feet of, worshiped with, befriended, endorsed the philosophy of, funded and been in turn funded, politically promoted and supported by a nexus comprising black power anti-white racists, Jew-hate...

From #techfurs: NotoriousOIT: *cleans*NotoriousOIT: *bemoans dishpan hands*bluefoxicy: psh, when I clean I use a sanitizer bucket, my hands are repeatedly dipped in acid.NotoriousOIT: and you walked 5 miles each way to school, uphill, in a blizzard, and enjoyed it, right?bluefoxicy: hell nobluefoxic...

From #techfurs: Keiku: lolKeiku: i just hacked some noob that uses a mac :P what a d-bagWaveFox: o.OKeiku: heya WaveeWaveFox: Yeah, that's not the best of things to boast aboutKeiku: im sorry but i just rlly hate macsWaveFox: Why?Keiku: iunnoWaveFox: Oh nice. I love a reasoned arguementKeiku: they h...

I got zilch in the creativity department, so I'll mooch off of others. This quote comes as a "critique" of the wardrobe choices in Pier Paolo Pasolini's The Gospel of Matthew: Some of the Jewish leaders have hats so ridiculous that even the Pope wouldn't wear them. You can read the The 10 Worst Movi...

In the midst of our witty banter tonight, my housemate/landlady, Terri, just inadvertently came up with the title to my (yet-to-be written) memoir: Quoth the Dyke Hysterical!! I love it! I love shooting the shit with Terri & Michael! I love living here! I love my life!! The Back-story: Boyfriend Mic...

A miscellany of conversational snippets overheard in the Gorbould household this past week. Thing One is 6, Thing Two is 4. —————– Thing One: Dad, we need new markers. Dad: We do? Thing One: Yeah. These are out of marker juice. —————&...