At the Nina Ricci show in Paris yesterday, models carefully tried not to die as they walked down the runway in these platforms constructed by Satan's little helpers. The Cut says these stilts from hell added 11-inches to the models' height. If these shoes added an 11-inch dick to my tailbone so that...

At the Nina Ricci show in Paris yesterday, models carefully tried not to die as they walked down the runway in these platforms constructed by Satan's little helpers. The Cut says these stilts from hell added 11-inches to the models' height. If these shoes added an 11-inch dick to my tailbone so that...

Mickey Rourke must have stared in the mirror too long which temporarily blinded him and caused him to accidentally stumble into my abuelita's closet. If Mickey's going to steal my abuelita's "going to the swap meet on a Sunday" look, he needs to do it right. Replace the cap with a pair of post-catar...

Oops, Fashion magazine -- because if Mary-Kate really "can't stand looking like everybody else," then she's probably going to hate this cover, in which she looks like: a) a fairly generic, if still... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]...

Filed under: Fugly Friday I would be remiss in continuing this series without a stop at RogerART.com -- a throwback on the web in so many ways. Run by Earth Citizen Roger Drowne, the site is all text and GIF's, they way HTML 1.0 intended. Roger's message is pure, I'll give him that. He revels in bei...

The Neverending Story is having the day from hell. Kate Moss, how could you?!...

The Neverending Story is having the day from hell. Kate Moss, how could you?!...

Where was a fisherman with a big ass net when you needed him?! Ariel is not amused with last night's invasion of mermaid dresses at the Oscars. Beyonce, Melissa George, Marisa Tomei, Monica Cruz, Zac Efron's beard and Diane Lane all wore variations of that shit. I feel like they all needed to be whe...

It is really, really hard to argue with this. I mean... is there a human being alive, sexual orientation aside, who doesn't think Halle Berry is freaking beautiful in an almost genetically... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]...

I have been feeling like the bottom of a cat litter box today, but now I feel like a fresh Mother's cookie after seeing this picture. At least I look like I can breathe oxygen without the help of a tank. Fuck damn these bitches look beat. And the ho on the left isn't SamRo after hitting puberty. It'...