Before leaving the stage for another of her show's many wardrobe changes, Britney Spears accidentally announces to her giant crowd in Tampa, Florida that her "pu**y is hanging out." Guess somebody forgot to turn off the mic. Then again, we're talking about Britney Spears here - this kind of thing ju...

Having trouble coming up with a title, until I remembered that I’m wearing my “I’m Blogging this.” shirt and Meg came up to me a while back and said, “I checked! You didn’t blog this!” haha Meg! So there! So. Roll back to yesterday I guess it was (still not ...

I left a comment on a blog contest for a free one year membership to Elegant themes and I WON! Which is good, becasue this blog layout is killin’ me. Tell me which one of these elegant themes you like. I may edit them a bit anyway. Edit: I’m leaning towards Wooden or Interphase myself. E...

You know, I think of stuff to write here and by the time I open the window, my words fly elsewhere. And I’m craving cake because I keep reading about cake balls. Today I have a site to finish up, laundry mountain to conquer, and a large pot of chowder to make for a supper at the hall. Plus the...

You know what they say about pictures. I’ve been dumping some on Flickr. Hysterical. - right after I posted my last post, I got a migraine so bad it wiped me out cold for a day, and then took two more to recover from. - took a field trip to a potato chip factory. I’m a-goin’ back. ...

After that last post I went on and on all day straight on through to 11:30pm, so it’s no wonder the next day I woke up with a crick in my neck and a headache. I puttered around a bit, and then we went visiting for the afternoon. That was refreshing. It sucks though, because when I crash like t...

I think almost every day in the past week or two, I have said I had to update my blog. You see how that worked out. Christmas was fine, we managed to see pretty much everyone and eat too much. Funny stories abound everywhere, including this touching interchange between my mom and Emma. I didn’...

If you're like me, Christmas sneaks up on you like a ninja. And when Christmas day comes along, you're stuck looking like the family asshole. So to get out of the dog house this year, here are nine fool-proof excuses for not having any gifts from you under the tree....

Tomorrow is Emma’s eight birthday. Hard to believe, I know. Just now, she asked us that “since Christmas had an Eve, maybe we could have an Emma’s Eve for *her* birthday, and she will spin the wheel in her head to pick which present from someone she can open tonight. How does that ...

I did a workout this morning! On my elliptical machine! Sarah also loaded up my mp3 player, so I took extra time because I had to find specific songs I wanted to hear, and also there was the occasional “what the heck IS this song?”. I did a lot of skipping around, and a bit of wondering ...