I kept spitting my Cap'N Crunch breakfast up in fits of laughter as I read Sunday's hysterical article in the Washington Post that attempted to explain how Johnny Jihad was a nice little momma's boy until evil President Bush ordered some water squirted up his nose at Gitmo. "Before he went to Afghan...

Filed under: Men, Cosmetics, Celebrities with Style We're not sure what to say about 50 Cent's decision to launch a line of face-pampering cosmetics for men, so we'll just start with the facts. It's being reported that the street-hardened rapper is currently in the final stages of development on a m...

It’s Tow Up Tuesday where we look at the raggediest pieces of crap we smell floatin in our email - this week we look at what is going on in the Entertainment world. ALL BLACK ‘VAGINA MONOLOGUES’ LAUNCHES TOUR: D.C. performance to include new ‘Johnson Chronicles’ from pe...

So what if G-Unit's Terminate On Sight sold less in its first week than Tha Carter III did in its fourth. 50 Cent is a winner! You can go against him, but you're going to lose! You can go hard... but he'll just go harder! Even when he thinks he's going to lose, he wins! Because he's a winner! It's j...

50 Cent has responded to Alicia Keys’ comments about Gangsta Rap being ‘a government ploy to convince black people to kill each other’ in the only way he knows how – via the art of inarticulate, meat-headed ramblings that miss the point entirely. Last week we reported that Alicia told Blende...

A conversation between an old old friend of mine, that still, is making me laugh as I think about it. It's the inspiration for my new picture thing>>> over theres>>>> Instead of my ugly mug, you get to look at our beloved fiddy, yo.     Scabmachine1984 (10/15/2007 3:28...