This is a scan from an actual published fantasy book. It's the best purple prose ever, and I AM DEAD. Please read. Safe for work. I have a cable box now and I set up all my season passes and so I have shiny tv and I am in love with my shiny tv and right now I am watching the most recent ep of Real H...

I love Speed. I truly, truly love it. It's such an awesomely fun movie. Thrilling and exciting and full of crazy people, things that explode, and a lot of fantastic throw away lines. One day I will have minions at which to scream: "You're fired. EVERYBODY'S FUCKIN' FIRED!", because damn, classic bos...

I spent the past 5-ish days watching dvds and playing Wii because we were without tv since Tuesday afternoon when the landlord had her satellite dish removed (without notifying Rebecca) because, as I see it, he's a dickhead. There is only so much Guitar Hero one can play without crashing into walls ...

Golden Globes notes: Nancy O'Dell can't interview people to save her life. Also, she was wearing the type of dress Austin Scarlet would have designed. Wendy Pepper got into the finale for NO REASON AT ALL. Maggie Gyllenhaal was going to CUT THE NEXT PERSON who asked her about Heath Ledger. Poor Seac...

I actually want to watch Valkyrie because of the reviews "In the end, you just have to wonder why a flick featuring a one-armed, eye-patch-wearing Tom Cruise who tries to kill Hitler isn't more fun than this."Sean Burns - Philadelphia Weekly "He's distractingly bad."Christy Lemire - AP Movie Critic ...

John Hannah is one damn sexy devil and I utterly adore the pants off him in everything I've seen him in. I rewatched the ITV version of 4.50 From Paddington today - I first saw it on tv when I was in London several years ago - and he was just deeeeelightful. So, for day five of the Happy Meme, I was...

Someone did a VHSRip of Pirates of Penzance and torrented it. I cannot tell you how much it pleases me to have this as a digital (albeit dodgy quality) copy. It's not on DVD and there are no plans for it ever being on DVD and while I do have a VHS tape of it back in Australia somewhere, I haven't ha...

Cardboard cover and disc box. Classy! OMG so excited. Can't wait to get home and watch it but I am stuck with TheGirl for a couple more hours at the park. Blerg days off school SUCK. In other news, I am on the verge of a nervous breakdown because of Time Warner's fuckery. Seriously going to ball big...

A couple weeks ago, on a Sunday, I rented a bike and took this route around the NYC Greenway. It took from 10am until 6pm. Dead. But it was a gorgeous day and I had good music to cycle to. Everyone in the city should try it one time. The weather is starting to get chilly. Blerg. This means long slee...

I haven't read LJ for the past month. If there is something you want me to know about, let me know. Stuff happened the past month, stuff that has been building for awhile. May was shitty for me, June even worse in indescribable ways. I couldn't cope with the big things very well and ridiculous thing...