So, let's start this off right by saying that I am so fucking smart! Seriously guys. I went to the best higschool in the county, got straight A's, was in the honor society and everything! And my teachers even said I was the smartest kid in the whole graduating class. So then I went to college and go...

Today I almost became a sucky customer. How? I am rather short, as such it can be a bit dodgy if I reach up to check things out. However this usually into too bad in supermarkets, as stuff usually isn't too high. Today, however, the burgers I was looking at in Tesco were stacked a bit oddly. As I we...