February 17, 2009
Poor Mel Gibson. He just can't seem to do anything right these days, especially when it comes to his facial hair. First there was this. Then this. But neither is quite as offensive as Gibson's latest, um, growth. Gibson claims this "beard" is for a super-secret project he...
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February 10, 2009
Breaking news from MSNBC!!!: the beard is back! Also, it's a recession trend. No really. It's a totally brand new recession trend only made trendy by the trendy recession. Okay, it's not just the economy, but it does make sense as more men lose their jobs they quit shaving. Accordi...
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February 03, 2009
We've heard Bon Iver's "Skinny Love" played all over the place for the last six months or so, always thinking we were listening to TV on the Radio. We should know better, considering Kyp Malone of TVOTR used to be our upstairs neighbor. But, apparently living close to coolne...
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October 29, 2008
I’m a hairy dude. Always have been, always will be. Manscaping, short hair for Summer and facial trimming aside, I’m always just a follicle or two away from being mistaken for Sasquatch (a nickname I was gifted in high school) or Grizzly Adams. To be fair, I’ve cultivated some of i...
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July 08, 2008
The main point here seems to be that Mahmoud Ahmadinejad says many things about Israel, and that the sum total of these things is incoherent contradiction. As such, it doesn't make a ton of sense to credit what he says to one audience (the Iranian people) more than what he says to another (the inter...
Lawyers, Guns and Money
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Earlier in the season it was Eric Byrnes who grew out a mustache while riding a hot hitting streak. Sporting the porn stache, Byrnes declared it The Year of the Mustache. Well, it wasn’t long after that Jason Giambi traded in his gold thong for a mustache when in need of a good luck charm. The...
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June 27, 2008
Off to Glastonbury soon, perhaps, maybe, might be... One of those: 'meet a rain-blasted dead-eyed Gandalf in a field with a bunch of dodgy wristbands tieds to his necklace of ears' kind of things. Sort of. Still, as the rain looks likely to hammer down, I'm drawn to memories of past Glastonbury tren...
An Idiot's Guide to Dreaming
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June 12, 2008
In situation I’ve been watching develop this week, it looks like Ryan Spilborghs is going to get the bulk of playing time in center field over Willy Tavares now that Matt Holliday has returned to the Colorado lineup. This will affect fantasy owners in two ways, as Tavares and his 23 steals tak...
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May 16, 2008
Thanks for all the kind messages, comments, and pats on the back yesterday for getting on CNN. I really appreciate it. I thought long and hard about what I can do with all this good will. The question that was bugging me last night was, “What should I do for a follow-up?” The answer: Pis...
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April 22, 2008
I was flipping through the channels the other night and stopped on some crappy cable news channel as they were interviewing a guy with magnificent facial hair. Now I don’t drop that comment lightly on anyone, as a heterosexual alpha male it is hard for me to admit the positive physical traits ...
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