I don't care if I am an Old Fart these days. I might lose half my friends for saying this, but I am glad that LOL is a phrase that is always abbreviated. I say that because it's such a goddamn stupid and uninspired kind of remark that I figure it's better to not spell it out and to get it over with ...

More and More Droppings I recently went past 1800 posts--this makes 1803, I think. Jesus, who could ever have imagined so much blather coming out of the minds and hands of non-professionals who are not being paid?! I won't attempt to explain it; I'll just grin and bear it, as you should do also!...

What does Axl Rose have to do with China, democracy, or Dr. Pepper? Why would I ever, no matter what, care about such total crap? I say, let's kill them all! But then, that's my answer to everything that's meaningless....

I listen to a lot of videos on the Internet. You'll note I say listen when I should say watch. I find more of them satisfactory to my ear than to my eye. I like to watch the videos of artists actually performing, I care nothing for all the clever devils who have concocted clever montages of Jimi Hen...

Rats Rule We get as goofy and swaggering as anyone else when we screw, except that part about chewing the electrical wiring in your house and causing a fire. Besides, we do that anyway. We have to keep gnawing at things or our teeth may grow through the top of our skulls! You wouldn't like that--tha...

No Daddy Around When You Need One I guess I need a "personal adult" to take care of all my messes around here. One thing I didn't mention in my previous post about the help I give to strangers is that I never make any money off it. It's not that I'm so good or so altruistic. The reason for it is sim...

All my friends are going to be strangers At times there may be twice as many, but every day there are at least 1 to 3 emails from Blogger's victims asking for help or directions. These writers don't know me, they just find their way to me from all over the planet (and maybe the universe?) to ask for...

Bloop Me All Night Long What? Only 2 emails today? I need more! No Blogger questions to answer? Christ, neither loved nor needed! No one beating on my door so they can offer to fuck my brains out (anything's acceptable, though I hope you're a woman or at least human). My brains are pretty much damag...

I came late to all my computer and/or Internet connections, so it is that I just finished my first Online renewal of my Texas Driver's License. I'm not sure if Texas was doing this before, but it's the first time it came to my attention. These things always make me nervous, though; this is probably ...

Saith The Rat! Or read this, whichever makes you come first!...