My sister in law is hosting my wife’s side of the family for Thanksgiving, meaning that her husband is going to cook the turkey. He has two upright smokers and a turkey fryer. Now, he has never used said fryer, which leads me to believe that this is what might ensue: I hope he decides to [...]...

My dad is a retired Chiropractor, although he’d tell you flatly he quit. “I didn’t retire, I QUIT!” he says. (Reason: HIPAA and insurance burdens on a one-man practice) But when he was practicing, his office was in our house. Most of the first floor was devoted to the waiting...

Presenting the only college football jersey that Dick Cheney might try to shoot. Oregon has played 11 games this season and has used 12 different uniform color combinations (I think they changed at halftime during the USC game). This is beginning to confuse even their most ardent supporters. This fe...

Hey folks, as you may know (because you may be a loser) (like us!), sometimes things don't go as planned.  For example, tonight's big Wonder Show episode was planned to be an extra-pretentious journey into the avant garde!  But instead, we didn't do that!  No good reason, really, we j...

Page down to Duck recipe When I did the weekly shopping in the Vend??e I knew I was living in France. Here, I'm not so sure. In the Vend??e there was a small 'International Foods' section where I could find things like peanut butter, soy sauce, Arborio rice, Spanish olives, etc.; things one wou...

You know… the cd’s you can’t live without. What would you want to take to an island or isolated place? I’m curious to see your answers. List up to ten of the albums you can’t live without and why. My bro Adam lists his here. For me, in no particular order: Fumbling Towa...

I've been a fan of Daan Jippes as long as I can remember. I was very excited when I found out that Gemstone as publishing a new treasury that included many of the Donald Duck stories Daan has illustrated. However one of the most interesting things about the treasury was this page below. It explains ...

I haven't blogged in a while, and with a little push from Adam, I figured I'd get on here and try to spark my interest in writing again. It's a little hard with my job now, because the office internet is ridiculously locked down, so I spend half my time looking for loopholes in order to post to twit...

   Here are ten things about this year’s election cycle that are generally irritating, annoying and grieve me.  In and of themselves, none of them rise to a fatal level of consternation, but collectively they invoke the notion of being pecked to death by a duck; the duck will not kill you, you ...

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