Attention USA Today, thank you for telling us something that we already know. A recent study has announced that, "nearly half of college freshmen who drink alcohol spend more time drinking each week than they do studying. Students who said they had at least one drink in the past 14 days spent an ave...

Why oh why isn't Barack Obama proud of his hugely important Irish heritage? Wait, didn't you know? The preisdent is 3.1% Irish, and to really annoying Irish people, that is enough. See, the president goes on and on about his "black" dad and "white" mom but he never acknowledges the importance in his...

  Hillary Clinton told everyone about falling in love with Bill Clinton. Of course, they only want to hear about how she fell out of love with Bill Clinton. By the way, where did Rielle Hunter get the name Frances Bean from? Young women mistakenly think men want potential female partners to dri...

It's been a hectic day and week and weekend and in the midst of it all I forgot to let everyone know that SLOG HAPPY IS THIS THURSDAY! You knew that already, though, right? Because it's always the second Thursday of the month. This month's Slog Happy is a very special Slog Happy—Miss Scary Tyl...

He's not drunk, lady, he's got Downs. Try to be a little more sensitive. Jesus....

These two older women are a perfect metaphor for the “economic crisis”, a.k.a. GD2 (Great Depression 2) CLICK HERE FOR DIRECT IPOD LINK...

Wow, so my spring break starting on Friday has been insane! I got over to Court's on Friday night. Aaron bailed on us and I rarely drink without someone sober near by to help when I am incapacitated. I get rather pissed, puke (after a shot of Knob Creak <--- bad idea. Never trusting Nathan again)...

It should be no surprise by now that athletes are just like the rest of us, but for some reason, seeing photos of these guys getting wasted off their asses never gets old. So we've put together The Complete Drunk Athlete Web Photo Index. It'll have you counting your lucky stars that you suck at runn...

This is the Porsche 944, thebest iteration of the crappy little 924 that came out in 1977.  In the 80s, these were the shit.  There was a maroon one driven by a regular at the 7-Eleven where I wasted part of my elongated sophomore year.  I saw it up close and personal one night.  I [...]...

Ladies and gentlemen, it's official: You people love to party. OK, that's no surprise. But how you party has been a mystery to the world at large, until now. The good men at Asylum.com have taken up the noble task of polling party-goers to find out exactly how you sons-of-bitches tick. And now, with...