Steve Cohen, self-described "anti-Zionist Zionist" ("that should confuse the bastards") and author of the mid-1980s leftist tract That's Funny, You Don't Look Anti-Semitic, has passed away. I imagine Mr. Cohen and I would differ on many, many things. But his efforts in challenging anti-Semitism from...

Paul Harvey, 1918-2009. R.I.P. Iconic radio broadcaster Paul Harvey has died at the age of 90. Those who were waiting for him to finish his last “The Rest of the Story� segment are gonna be waiting for a looooong fucking time....

Wendy Richard, who played Pauline Fowler in EastEnders for more than 20 years, has died today after a battle with cancer. The 65-year-old soap star died in the Harley Street Clinic in London with her husband John Burns by her side. See the BBC tribute. Damn, there was a time when I wouldn’t ev...

CNN looks at one convicted murderer's life after DNA vindication. The Obamas announced what kind of puppy they're going to get. My, they are drawing this out like a Stephen King serial novel, aren't they? High School Fight Club didn't turn out to be as funny as the movie. A New Jerse...

  Dolly Parton has come to rescue Jessica Simpson, although we think it's a bit late for that now. Mike Myers and Paris Hilton won several insulting awards over the weekend. Ladies, don't despair: your best sex comes in your forties. Thanks to this kid, the porn thief has been captured....

  You do the math. Oh, right, this doesn't really make sense does it? Let us try to offer you a bit of an explanation. According to Gizmodo: A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding this caused killed him. The alleg...

  Police in Mississippi want you to believe that Billey Joe Johnson, Jr. died of a self-inflicted shotgun wound to the head while in park during a routine traffic stop. Police want you to forget that Billey Joe was black, his girlfriend was white, and that the angry white father keeping them ap...

  We don't care what anyone says about Lily Allen, we love her. And we love that she's selling her album, "It's Not Me, It's You," for $3.99. [Yahoo!] Remember Sheyla Hershey with the racist KKK bra size? Turns out her boobs are filled with an entire gallon of silicone...

In the fullness of time, I have said farewell to a number of people: friends, relatives, and even the marginal acquaintance. It’s a painful responsibility that falls upon we who survive. (And, just between you and me, I’d prefer to be among them that are saying the farewells than among them that...

  This is an oldie, but when we'd never seen before: Daily Cognition's list of the 20 Most Amazing Coincidences. Some of them have to be hoaxes, as a few of these stink worse than a dumpster at the Pike Place Market, but the rest will blow your cynical little minds... It's an epic s...