Casie's probably right, but given the state of the credit market these days, suicide seems to be an appropriate point of reference! In fact, I'd have doubled down. To wit:...

I'm not sure I get this. Are there even a million DJs out there? Is this some quasi-religious call to turntablists to start treating their babymamas with respect and raise their children correctly? And if all the DJs are going to marching around, what are the kids from Brightest Young Things going t...

From Kyle Leafblower comes the glorious news that someone took this blog's theme song and made it into an Archie cartoon. This means that when the aliens come to pick through the ruined remains of our wrecked civilization, there will be at least one part of the internet that I'll be comfortable with...