I haven't seen Dakota Fanning in a movie since that Dreamer shit. Don't you dare fucking judge. I had an awful case of the sicks, so I was high on NyQuil and feeling vulnerable. Needless to say, that horse poop made me sicker. Because I haven't seen Dakota do acting shit in a movie since 2005, I'm n...

I haven't seen Dakota Fanning in a movie since that Dreamer shit. Don't you dare fucking judge. I had an awful case of the sicks, so I was high on NyQuil and feeling vulnerable. Needless to say, that horse poop made me sicker. Because I haven't seen Dakota do acting shit in a movie since 2005, I'm n...

Remember Twilight? That modestly budgeted movie released last year with vampires and some such? The one with that guy from Harry Potter and the girl from Panic Room. It was based on the first in a series of four young adult novels by some chick called Stephenie Meyer, they were meant to have sold a ...

If you’re a 14-year-old girl with an unhealthy crush on Robert Pattinson, we have two pieces of news for you. One: don’t worry, you’ll grow out of it soon. Two: you should probably start practising how to make your eyes all big and haunted, because mimicking Dakota Fanning has just...

Whoa. This news isn't entirely fresh (it's been in development for some two years) but I can't shake it now that it's actually happening. Someone stop the doomsday clock. How is Dakota Fanning growing up so fast? She's a tiny adorable little kid. Sean Penn is her alien-battling father. Tom Cruise is...

According to Anderson Cooper, 50 Cent= Republican Party. Who am I to disagree with the man? A Deflated RIAA. It doesn't sound nearly as good as I expected to be. Now you can pay for your ridiculous festival tickets via installment plans!!! I mean, I get it....but part of this makes my fucking blood ...

Well look who's all grown up. It seems like just yesterday that little Dakota Fanning was winning the world over as precocious little girl, and then horrifying us as a tween rape victim. But now she just might be one of the biggest icons in girl-power history. Variety reports that Fanning is current...

Welp, it’s a done deal, y’all. A new email sent out by Summit Entertainment, the company that will produce the entire Twilight Saga franchise of movies, is confirming that Dakota Fanning has been officially cast to play Volturi vampire Jane in the upcoming film The Twilight Saga’s ...

There is a Runaways movie in the works, with Twilight actress Kristen Stewart set to play Joan Jett and former child android Dakota Fanning angling to play hard-partying lead singer Cherie Currie. Currie was 15 when she joined the all-female hard rock group (best known for "Cherry Bomb"), so that ma...

Remember the movie Hounddog? In the words of Tae Kwon Do instructor Fred Simmons: “I can’t even believe that’s something that’s real.” Well, America’s favorite lil’ overachiever, Dakota Fanning, has finally outgrown any chance of a not-rumored JonBenét Rams...