So, let's start this off right by saying that I am so fucking smart! Seriously guys. I went to the best higschool in the county, got straight A's, was in the honor society and everything! And my teachers even said I was the smartest kid in the whole graduating class. So then I went to college and go...

Today another customer threw food at me. I deserved it, though, as I am a bad waitress and a terrible human being. I can't believe I still had this crap on my flist....