Our beloved Chuck Norris who you might know as the karate fighting, cowboy hat wearing, roundhouse kicking, orange hairing and all around bad ass mother is 69 today! On behalf of everyone at Giz,......

Holy Cow! If we were to bestow our "Ignorant Dolt of the Week" , on Chuck Norris, Glenn Beck, and the gang at Restore The Republic , we would have to retire it. Or, otherwise, endure crippled fingers, being fed intraveniously, while writing a never-ending post. Norris, in his "I may run for presiden...

Chuck Norris wants to give up.  He doesn't think it's worth fighting anymore, and that we should just get out.  Who's "we" and what does "get out" mean? In this case, "we" is apparently those who hate most or all the rest of America, and "get out" means seceding from the union: When I appe...

From the ‘and you thought he was a little off ‘ department, Chuck Norris seems to have started believing he is Walker, Texas Ranger. No, Conan O’Brian is not in on the joke – there appears to be no joke. from WorldNetDaily I may run for president of Texas On Glenn Beck’s ra...

Yesterday I was mentioning that a French Twitterer @ronlinfirmier made a joke about Gmail being unavailable because "When Chuck Norris uses Gmail, the whole world waits until he's done"... Well this morning his quote was mentioned (the translated version of course) in the London Metro... William... ...

Memo to Citibank employees: if you receive a letter requesting $27 million for the Bank of Ethiopia, check to make sure it wasn't posted in Nigeria. The GOP attacked Obama on the stimulus... but this guy couldn't name a single piece of "pork," not even a general category. You have ...

By Chuck Norris There they go again! The House and Senate have buried us in yet another bailout-stimulus heaping pile of fiscal dung — a $789 billion loan that has been tacked onto our children’s (and children’s children’s) already staggering $10-plus trillion deficit. Are yo...

Designer Patrick Mate was inspired by the legendary fight scene from Return of the Dragon for his awesome drawing of Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee. Link - via Super Punch Previously on Neatorama: 10 Kick Ass Facts About Bruce Lee...

Well, sort of. What we really mean (now that we – ha-ha – have your attention) is this: While more than a few of the guests in tonight’s lineup are firmly planted on the A-list, at least one is way over on the other side of the spectrum. But guess what? We’re not going to tell you which cele...

Walker, Texas Ranger is mad as hell at the state of our economy. The good news is, he’s got a plan to set it straight. In an interview today with BEST Business Radio – a new show focusing on entrepreneurship for small businesses – Chuck Norris tells host Doug Huggins that the U.S. is on the ve...